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Move aside Gordon Ramsay

I don’t cook. Never did, though I know how to boil water and burn a toast. That about sums up my culinary skills.

Until recently.

The backstory: I’m helping my daughter and son-in-law (both holding down full-time jobs) with their housekeeping and first child, especially since they are expecting their second child. When their neighbor, who cooked for them, relocated to another country, I found myself having to handle the meals. I freaked out. ROTFL! That was Lisa rolling on the floor laughing. Upon recovering, she proceeded to teach me the basics of Chinese and Indian style spices and cooking. All within two days before she departed for home in Singapore. Yes, we were taking turns.

The good news, my daughter and son-in-law love Chinese/Indian food. The bad news, they also love Italian!

On the first Monday, I managed to stuff up the pasta. Literally. The pasta stuck to the pot and ended up as one solid lump that required a hammer and chisel. Bought a new set of hammer and chisel. Okay, I exaggerate. It only required a steak knife and fork. My family did not complain. Actually they were quite polite but I did all the whingeing on their behalf. Most of the ‘expert advice’ on pasta found on YouTube was wrong. I found a UK culinary school which taught me the secret and my pasta does not stick anymore.

The next day, Tuesday, my daughter quietly handled the cooking before she rushed off to work. That was no good. I had to step up! Do better! Get into it! Mesh the gears and hit the gas! Crack the whip and squeak the wheels! Get on with the slicing and dicing! Okay, you get what I mean.

So, on Wednesday, I did better with the Asian meals. My family actually loved it – from the very first meal which I cooked. No exaggeration here.

And as they say in the trade – yeah, I’ve been round the block already, a very small block – I never looked back. Chicken, beef, pork and fish – curried, stir-fried and stewed. Noodles – fried, dry and soups. Rice – regular steamed, cooked with raisins, chicken stock and coconut milk. And a range of pastas. And bread – my son-in-law claims I make French toast like no other. No, he was not sucking up – I’d already agreed 3 years ago, when he asked for my daughter’s hand in marriage. And neither was he been sarcastic – he knows I’ll murder him dead! He finished all the French toast and I’d to make a second batch. By the way, why do they call it ‘French’ toast? It’s a dish common to Asia, Africa, America, Australia and yes, even to Europe.

And with every passing day, I developed my own recipes – in truth, some of them were mistakes but turned out quite well. I have about two dozen recipes and adding to the list by the day. The family loves all my dishes. All the dishes! And they were not been merely polite. I too enjoy my cooking.

My son-in-law usually went for second helpings and even packs leftovers for the following day’s lunch. This is telling, because even when the neighbor cooked, he usually ate out for lunch.

Lisa had always said she enjoys cooking and watching us eat. I know how true that is. It’s a joy to watch the family relish my cooking. Lisa also taught me her secret recipe – cook with love, she said, and the children will sense it with every bite. How true that is. I’m sure many of you already know this secret too.

Now, cooking is old hat to most but considering my starting point and at age 62, I’ve come a long way this past one month and am well pleased. Another new skill set added to Jack’s repertoire.

Anyone interested in buying a slightly used and abused hammer and chisel set?

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