INT. EXCLUSIVE CLINIC – DAY
DOCTOR
Well, Don, if I didn’t know you better, I’d say
you’re growing younger by the year.
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DONALD CROWN
How’s my ticker?
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DOCTOR
That of an athlete’s. You’ve stopped using contacts –
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DONALD CROWN
Lasik!
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DOCTOR
I see the scars but your eyesight seems to have self-corrected.
And, you’ve stopped using the wonder pill.
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DONALD CROWN
Perhaps I’m turning into a werewolf.
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DOCTOR
If only it were that simple, but how do I explain a seventy year old
billionaire in the body of a thirty year old billionaire!
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DONALD CROWN
I found the elixir of youth, Doc. All it takes is high stress, late
nights, fast women and bingeing. Same time next year?
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Crown buttons up, heads for the door.
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DOCTOR
I’ll like to meet this Tibetan lama of yours.
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DONALD CROWN
All in good time, Doc, all in good time.
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Crown exits. The doctor mutters to himself.
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DOCTOR
Heard that for the last five years.
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************ Copyright @ Eric Alagan, 2014 ************
(YOUNG BLOOD could help reverse the ageing process, claim scientists)
Perhaps Bram Stoker was privy to something
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